Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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