are you so shy because you have an std?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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