I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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