i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ugly people sure do ruin things
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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