It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I deserve this hangover.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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