My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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