is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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