Welp...herpes.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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