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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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