dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I want to fling myself into the sun
i believe in u and ur pee
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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