Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize