Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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