dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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