just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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