I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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