I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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