You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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