We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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