Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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