yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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