Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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