i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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