Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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