i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I party with great urgency now.
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