I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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