she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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