Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
They left me at home... I'm a liability
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
