Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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