Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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