Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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