I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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