Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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