I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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