You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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