Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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