420 ftw
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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