YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Sorry my hands just texted you
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize
