why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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