Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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