I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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