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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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