And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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