I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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