I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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