shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
dude. I can hear the air.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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