Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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