he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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