talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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