Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i was born a porn star she said
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Randomize
