when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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