K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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