My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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