I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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